Annoy me, hobo!
This may sound crappy, but, fucking homeless people!! Most of the time, not so bad, though I am thoroughly becoming sick of being asked for money and cigarettes by strangers. But every so often, especially at the coffee shop I work at, we get the real gems.
70s guy- Not too bad, overall, but then he gets into some shit with some guy I imagine he owed money to. I can't imagine, why else, without a word, someone would come up, without a word, and beat the everliving crap out of you, unless you'd fucked them over in some other way. Extra points for leaving blood and hair on the car you got bounced off.
Shorty- Only seen him one time. Heard about him again and again. Stealing things again. He must be some sort of fucking hobo-ninja, cause he gets kicked out every time we notice him, but most of the time its only after he's been in the store a few minutes. Best of all, when he steals a sandwich, we have to toss it anyway, cause he's a filthy, filthy hobo-ninja
Grizzly Adams- The name says most of it, except its like grizzly adams learned to shop at footlocker. Teeth, ewww.. What the hell is wrong with your whole damn mouth?!?! including your lips?!?! This zombie with a squeegee ( I am NOT kidding here) was out trying to clean people's windows again, after he's been told, in no uncertain terms, to go the hell away and stay away. Plus, you ain't doin' any good, dude, it's raining. Oh, by the way. You shit yourself. Last week. No, I will not give you a fucking dollar.
